11 April 2011

Why Cupid Might Need LASIK

According to the latest reports of the United Nations Organization, the Interpol, CIA and the FBI, Cupid seriously lack of performance. The God of love remains put in correspondence of the wrong people, taking the good apart and arrange marriages end up too often in divorce. While the precise reasons for the alarming decrease in the performance of Cupid are unknown, the leading international authorities suggest he might have something to do with the vision of Cupid. Thus, it was recommended that the Cupid get LASIK surgery as soon as possible and it can start firing his arrows on the right people.How LASIK surgery could help CupidLASIK helps to improve the view by correcting the shape of the cornea. Accordingly, properly light rays pass through the cornea and the retina. The final result is clearer sharper images. The improvement of the capacities to see its targets will be essential for Cupid, which often has to locate the lovebirds in the most hidden, romantic places. This will help Cupid fire his arrows precisely and in a timely manner to light the fire of passion in the hearts of lovers and keep them together forever.Other Options for more CupidIn of LASIK, Cupid could also consider other forms of eye surgery laser, Epi-LASIK, LASEK and PRK. EPI-LASIK and LASEK is similar to the procedure LASIK that the laser energy is applied directly on the cornea. Instead, a tiny flap is created in the eye to expose the underlying tissues. While LASIK requires the creation of a corneal flap, the treatment of the Epi-LASIK and LASEK procedures involve a diluent (epithelial) flap. Which procedure is best for Cupid can be determined only after a detailed, personal assessment.If the initial assessment shows that Cupid has horny thin, there may be a candidate for LASIK, Epi-LASIK and LASEK. However, it may still have to suffer the PKR, a procedure of eye laser surgery which does not require the creation of any type of Rabat. Instead, during PRK laser energy is applied directly on the surface of the eye.Perhaps Cupid is in need of cataract surgery?While this issue has not been publicly discussed because of its sensitive nature, it is possible that the eyes of Cupid have cataracts - a mental clouding of natural lens of the eye usually occurs with age. After all, Cupid for thousands of years and is not a spring chicken. Fortunately for Cupid, this problem can be solved rather easily by exchanging its clouded with lens lenses artificial implants in cataract surgery. A few weeks after the surgery, Cupid will be able to see clearly and take his arrows on the right targets. Who knows? Perhaps this will cause a decrease in the divorce rate and an increase in the number of couples blissful worldwide.